SIGNS

Have you ever been driving down the street and seen a funny road sign...or read a sign that didn't make sense...or seemed offensive in some way? I feel like I have seen a lot of these lately and I am not sure why. I drove past a big church on Northfield drive and read their flashing marquee sign... "we now have a supervised nursery"... seriously? what the heck did you have before??? like, an unsupervised nursery...just drop your kid off into our little darwinistic room and if your child has the right stuff...you can pick them up after church...but if not...well, I guess it wasn't meant to be. Weird right? And actually I had a discussion about this particular sign with a friend yesterday...and the saw it last night...have you seen this sign?
SLOW CHILDREN AHEAD Now of course this means...PLEASE DRIVE SLOW...There are children playing ahead. But that is NOT what it said...it said SLOW CHILDREN AHEAD...how do your kids feel when they read this sign...poor little mongos! ( Matt Dylan...something about Mary) Then I drove past a hotel in downtown Kitchener to read their sign bragging about their "Heated Poo " That snothing to brag about...sometimes, depending on what I have been eating ...mine is Hot...burning in fact!!!!
Have you seen any funny signs? Tell me about them and we will have a laugh..." We are laughing...laughing together"
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